Funny Birthday Wishes

"You're a year older, not a year wiser."

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."

"Live long and prosper." -Spock



Be kind to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home.

No one can hold a candle to you. Happy Birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. -Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

"To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am."

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! -Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

You age like cheese... You just keep getting smellier!

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea.

Happy Birthday you old fart.