Pattaya Kelappum SMS - 2

GREAT INSULT 
Veerathil Nee Oru PULI
Vivekathi Nee Oru THEE

MOTHATHIL

NEE ORU

PULITHEE

HA HA HA...

Submitted by kumar tuticorin on 20-Apr-2010

student joke 
Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai. .

Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai. .

Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? . .

Oru Maannavan – . Exam Hall’il Irundhu.


Submitted by ranjan on 20-Apr-2010

Kattabomman Speaks in English to Jack 
" rent, tax, intrest. the sky is wet,the earth is fertile, why should i give rent? did u come along with us to field or did u apply turmeric 2 our ladies are you uncle or brother shameless idiot. we will also speak english"
good morning
Submitted by ramesh.dts on 20-Apr-2010

Super College 
Man: intha college nalla collegea?
watch man: enna ippadi kettutinga ? ithu super college, naan kooda ingathan engineering padichen udane vela kidachiduchi.
man:!!
Submitted by ramesh.dts on 20-Apr-2010

jokes 
girl:amma kaal romba valikkuthu
mother:yendy?
girl:innaikkum [YourName]'ku love letter kodukka linela ninnean ma athan
Submitted by shanmugam on 19-Apr-2010

punch 
paal poota paalkaaran. tapaal poota tapaal karan .paper poota paper poota paperkaran. aana pichai poota.
Submitted by ailu on 14-Apr-2010

pati suta vada 
oru chinna question
pati suta vada kadayila vadaiya sutadu yaru
a)patti
b)kaaka
c)nari
d)vada chatty
dil irunda answer panunga
Submitted by dhabu on 12-Apr-2010

2 Man's 
man 1: Rs.1500 la my daughter kalyanatha mudichutten.
man 2 : eppaidi??
man 1 : Rs. 1500 ku cell vangi koduthen kathalichu kalyanum pannikitta... talented girls............ cool..... Siva...........
Submitted by SIVAAAAAAAAAAA............ on 12-Apr-2010

deala no deala? 
deala or no deala?
oru chinna sms questoin:
mr x patri neengal enna ninaikirirgal?
options
A.arivali
B.anbanvar
C,tiramaiyanavar
D.all the above
ungal bathilai sms anupivaikavum
sms<space A,B,C OR Dendru type seithu 0123456789ku sms anupungal.
lukal murail thernthu edukkappadum winneruku ,mr x udan teh tarik kudika ariya vaaipu(athuvum ungal selavil).deala nodeala .........
orae varthea ohhonu valkai.............
Submitted by POOVENESWARY N.P on 11-Apr-2010

Thoogamai 
Ninika maranthalum marakka ninaikathea
-Ithu ovvor manathilum irukka vendiyathu..

Thoonga maranthalum maranthu thoongathey - Ithu ovvoru School, College and Officeleyum Iruka vendiyathu...
Submitted by kumar on 09-Apr-2010

timing joke 
hai friends ungaluku Timing joke na ennanu theriuma?

Mani ippa 7:30 innum oru mani neram than irruku..

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Mani 8:30 aavatharku!! Eppudi itharku peru than timing joke..
Submitted by JAMEER JIL(PUDUKAI PUYAL) on 09-Apr-2010

ponnunga 
y r most of the beatiful girls slim.

Pinna boyfrnd kaasuliye OC soru thinnukittu irundha odambula eppidi ottum.......
Submitted by goutham on 09-Apr-2010

kadal sigam 
l for life
o for oppu
v for veepu
e for ealapu
Submitted by dhana on 09-Apr-2010

Pattaya Kelappum SMS

Heart SMS 
.¤""¤.¤""¤.
¤ THIS MY ¤
"¤.HEART¤"
"¤.,.¤"






idhu en heartunu solliyum, indha amuku amuku nu amukerega... Ungaluku idhayame illaya. 

AMAZING TRUTH 
In 1872 the mexican airlines and the king fisher jet smashed each other in sky...
And in 1976 other same mexican airlines and kingfisher jet smashed in sky.. Nobody could find out the reason for the accident. Only in 2009 the NASA scientist found the reason that the same planes smashed each other 2 times because "ORU THADAVA MUTITU VITA KOMBU MULAIKUM, THERIYUMLA" 

Comedy Msg 
Man: Doctor ! Evlo Thanni Adichaalum Mappu Yera Maatenkuthu

Doctor: Dai Mavane Ippo Nee Full Mappuladhaan Irukka...
Yeana,
Naan Doctor illai,
police.

Man:?? 

Padippu SMS 
Teacher: Un padippu mela yaruku akkarai jasthy?

Boy: Bus Conductor than! Techr:Eppadi?

Boy: Avarthan daily nee PAASA,nee PAASA-nu kekkurar..  

Sangam Anuppum SMS 
Call PannaCut Pannalam...Ana Msg Anupina Cut Panna mudiyuma..?

By - "Anal Paraka" Msg Anupum Sangathil Irukkum Oru "SINGAM" 

Old Story SMS 
3 FRIENDS going to their room at 110 floor of the building!



One day LIFT did not work! So they decided to tell the story for time pass!

They start to walk in steps!

1st person told the action story upto 50th floor!

2nd person told the comedy story upto 109th floor!

3rd person told one sentiment story!
that is






"MACHHAN ROOM SAVI CARLAYE MARANTHU VITUTEN DA"
keep smiling..:):) Gud night.... 

Practical truth? 
Evan oruvan summa friendsku msg anuparano avanuku Lover illanu artham,
so Avan romba nallavan, nayamanavan, nambikai yanavan.
Enna ma sariya  

Nagaichuvai SMS 
Girl :Appa naan Saadhika virumburen.

Dad:Very good.Enthafieldla ma?

Girl: Aiyo appa en boy friend peru 'Sadhik'

Dad:??
Good morning.  

SMS'sungo 
Eppa parthalum
Good morning,
Good aft noon,
Good eve,
Good n8,

illiana
hi da,
how r u?

apprum
i lik ur
friendship nu
oru sms.

illiana
vera
orutharoda
kavithaiya
forward
panrathu..

Todays
Thathuvamnu
oru Mokka

Appuram intha
msg 20peruku
anupalena aedhavadhu aayidum endru solluradhu

Ithae
velaya pochu

OC la SMS
irukura
varaikum
ungala
thiruthave
mudiyadhu

ok materku varen
good mr 

Mokkaingo 
I think i sent u this sms already. Irunthalum paravala marubadiyum padi.


I think i sent u this sms already. Irunthalum paravala marubadiyum
padi...




I think i sent u this sms already... Then why U r reading it again and again..?




Marubadiyum paren..




Tirumbavum parra..?




This sms is over...



Tats it...


The End





Athan sollitanla? apuram yen amukra..?




Mudiyilapa mudiala....





Par..ra.. Good Night....:- 

Nose Cut SMS 
In the bus-
BOY:Neenga romba Nerama nikkarenga utkarunga.

GIRL:mister ithuve oru "kilaviya" iruntha ippadi solluvingala?

BOY: Apo neenga "kilavi" illaya? 

News Message 
Hi... nan ungalukku
2 news solla poren..





1.SUN NEWS



2.STAR NEWS

Ok.Ok msg free-na ippadi than yenakum anupuranga ............. 

Top Tucker SMS 
Sappa figura corect panurathu epadi















































Goiyala
Sapa figurnu solium vidamatangira.Vekama ila. Cha.Gud nite no tension. 

Teasing Message 
Friendship Loosa irundha Tight Panikkalam.But Friendea Loosa irundha Enna Panuradhu?By Loosu Friend Vaithukkondu Thavikkum Brilliant Friend..
Gud nite 

Water SMS 
Water






Water






Water






Water






Water






Water
Water






water...




Enna onnume Puriyalaya




Ha ha... Unaku thanni katturen. Gud night 

Teacher Vs. Student 
Teacher: Love letterkum leave letterkum enna difference?


Student: Leave lettera Ungakkitta kudukkanum. Love lettera Unga Paiyan kitta kudukkanum Sir.

Have a nice day Good morning. 

Start Message 
Watch the stars..
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*YourNameHere*
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Starku naduvule oru Superstar paathingala.
GOOD noon. 

Friendu Vs. Figaru 
FRIEND is first.
FIGURE is next.
FRIEND is best.
FIGURE is just.
FRIEND is quality.
FIGURE is quantity.
FRIEND is toppu.
FIGURE is aappu.
FRIEND is life.
FIGURE is knife.
FRIEND is eye.
FIGURE is lie.
FRIEND is super.
FIGURE is offer.
So totaly,
FRIEND is GAIN.
FIGURE is PAIN.
Happy Mrg 

Blade SMS 
Oru oorla appadi ippadinu rendu per. Orunal appadi eppadi irukeenganar. Ippadi, eppadiyo irukennar. Appadi, ippadi sonna eppadi, appadi iruken illa ippadi irukenu sollunganaru. Udane ippadiku appadi oru kovam. Nan eppadi iruntha unakennanu ketar. Athukku appadi, appadiyellam onnumilleenga summa eppadi irukeenganu ketenu samathana paduthinar. Appadiyum ippadiyum eppadiyo friends aananga. neenga eppadi irukkeenga? good mor. 

Nagaichuvai 
Father : dai schoola oru ponnoda virala kadichiyamae yaenda kadicha.
Son : illa appa yenge class sir than sonnaru ladies finger saapita maths nalla varumnu adha kadichen.
Good eve 

Super SMS 
SURYA AYANa irukalam
KAMAL INDIANa irukalam
VIJAY TAMIZHANa irukalam
AJITH CITIZENa irukalam
VIKRAM ANNIYANa irukalam
ARJUN MUDHALVANa irukalam
SIMBU VALLAVANa irukalam
yean THANUSH kuda PADIKATHAVANa irukalam but, ellorum "YourNameHere" mathiri NALLAVNA
irukka Mudiyadhu. 

Teasing Tamil SMS 
Un kural "BRITTANIA'',
Un subavam "GOODDAY",
Un manasu
"LITTLE HEART",
Un nadai "TIGER",
Un face "SUN FEAST".
Mothathil nee oru "PISKOTHU".... 

Good Message 

Kamal-UNNAI POL ORUVAN.

Madhavan-EVANO ORUVAN.

Kaarthi-AYIRATHIL ORUVAN.
But
" YourNameHere " - Endrum Ungalil Oruvan..
Good night sweet dreams guys . 

Teaser Message 
Alagaana
oviyam
endru
rasikkum
intha
ulakathirku
yeppadi
puriya
vaipen
athu
"en
photo"
endru....! No cry
Good night 

Padu Mokkai Message 
A man is having Rs.200 but he gave 100 Rs each for 4 beggars

Intha kanakku sariya thappa?

Thappilla..., it is correct.


Eppadi?


Because,
4 peruku nallathu panna ethuvume thappilla.... gud nite . 

Lollu Message 
'PHILIPS' Company'la Palaya Tube Light kudutha, pudhu Tube light Tharangalaam...?
Naan Mudiyadhunnu Solliten...! Yeanna? Enakku Nee thaan Mukkiyam...! Gud nite 

Parents Vs. Teachers 
Parents: Enna teacher, en ponnu glamoura varalainu thittiningalaamey?
Teacher: Naasama pochu...!
naan grammar
varalainu
sonnen...
Have a Cool nite 

Sema Vaalzkai Thathuvam 
Vaalkai Enbathu Ice Cream Mathiri..

Thinnalum Karaiyum.,

Thinnatalum Karaiyum...

So Don't Miss Your Life...
Enjoy Every Second.....
Good Night 

Natpu and Kadhal Mokkai 
Enge nesam irukiradho
ange kadhal
pirakum
Enge kadhal
irukiradho
ange vali irukum
Enge vali
irukiradho


Ange IODEX tadhavungal
vali paranthu pogum.
Gud night ... 

7 reasons for arrears: 
1.class room vasthu sari illai
2.pen sariya eluthala
3.staff alaga illa
4.exam'ku varum pothu cat kuruka pochu
5.ellama out of portions
6.staff portions complete pannala
7.staffuk'ku olunka teach panna theriyela
<padikala nu maddum solla mattom>
<studnts roks >

ENEMY of love 
LOVEkum,
7:29 kum
Oru otrumai iruku.
Ennanu theriumaa..?

Indha rendukum aparam dhaan 7:30 start aagum..!

So be alert... 

Tamil SMS latest collection - 2

Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu

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Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!

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Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE
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Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"
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Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
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Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
"KADHAL"

Tamil SMS latest collection

திருமணம்

பத்து பொருத்தங்கள் பார்த்து

ஒன்பது நவகிரகங்கள் சாச்சியாக

எட்டு திசைகளிலும்

யாழுமலயனே என்று கூறி

அரும் சுவை உணவு படைத்து

ஐய் பேறும் பூதங்கள் முன்னிலையில்

அறம், பொருள் ,இன்பம் ,வீடு ஆகிய நான்கின் அடிபடையில்

மூன்று முடிச்சு போட்டு

இரண்டு மனங்கள் ஒன்று சேறுவதே

திருமணம் ஆகும்

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LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu? 

Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.

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Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa? 

Writer: padikka sonna..... 

ungala yaru nakki 

pakka sonnathu.....

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Latest Tamil SMS 2

NATPU 
Idayathil edam kodupathu
Kathaluku,
idayama edamaga kodupathau
Natpuku.

Kadhal 
Kadalil Vilundhu irandhu, meendum vila thondrum: kadhal


Friendship SMS 
Kathalum natpum pesikondathu.
Kathal: nan vantha piragu ne yetharku
Natpu: ne vittu sellum kannerai thudaipatharku


SMILE SMS 
&quot;POOVIN MOTTUKALAI POLA MOUNAMAGA ILLAMAL, MALARNTHA POOKALAI POLA SIRITHU KONDAY IRUNGAL;


Feeling Sms 
Anbe!
Kaatrilum Irukiraya!......
Thoosiyai vandhu Kangalai
kalangavaikiraye!.................


small advice machi 
bayam thaan tholviku mukkiya kaaranam so



inimel



adikadi


kannadiya paarakathingapa


Nakkal SMS 
TODAYS ADVISE ; Time Does Not Wait For You,

But Don't Worry.


Remove The Battery From The Clock.

Apparam Paarunga Time Will Always Wait 4You..$


Lollu Nakkal Message 
Hi, My new no is 90293xxxx1
Infact, my
OLD NO is also the same.
Enna panradhu,
Lollu en koodavae porandhadhu!
Apram sms vera
freeya, Athan ippadi...;-)


Hot Joke SMS 
Hot joke..

oru yaanai oru kinarai etti parthadhu,
appo oru erumbu yanaiyai kadichadhu.

why?

eanna andha kinathula, erumboda figure kulikudham


Lollu Msg 
Theriyatha kaatrum...
Puriyatha kavithayum...
Sollatha kaadhalum...
Kalaiyatha kanavum...



Kulikatha neeyum...

Endrume "alagu" thaan...

Lollu 
Virunthula 1st sweet vaikrangalae yaen thareyuma?
?



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Indha matheri alaya kudathunu dhan...
cool cool...


Tamil School College SMS 
:-DClassic example for students of different age groups:

1-3:hey i studied everything for exam da.

4-6:hey tat Question was very hard da so i dint read tat.

6-10:hey studied only imp questions.

10-12:dai 4 chapters is enough according to blue print.

UG:machan wat exam 2day da.

PG: oh! inniku exam ah!


Girls SMS 
Girls r 5 type
1.Sonyericson: Sound party (vayadi ponu)

2.Samsung: usaar party! (madakradu kastam)

3.Nokia:reel party (madakradu easy meikiradu kastam)

4.Motorola=medium party (mokka figure madiri)

5.China set=super figure (slip ana sitharidum).

Ok general knowledge important...
Gud night sweet dreams


Nakkal Exam SMS 
EXAM OFFER!
Take a BIT to the EXAM HALL and
Show it to ur nearest teacher and
win a free trip to PRINCIPALS ROOM and enjoy unlimited holiday..


Anbu SMS 
Gold ->>>916
Love ->>>143
Fraud ->>>420
Police ->>>100
Soap ->>>501
Bata ->>>999
Cigarrete ->>>555
Bear->>>5000
Unmaiyana Anbukku- >>>(enter ur mob. number)>>>. 24Hrs.
GooD MORNING


Funny Text Message 
Aval Ennai Thirumbi parthal
Nanum Avalai parthen.
Aval Marupadiyum parthal.
Nanum Avalai Parthen..




2 Perukume



examla answer Theriyala.


Tamil Lollu SMS 
Aandavan ellorium sodhipathu ilai


ungalai pol sadhika pirandha vargalai mattum thaan sothippar..


Endru yennidam ABDUL KALAM phone pootu sonnar..Gud nite.


Super Tamil Teaser 
HEY Loosu! Arivu irukka?
Eruma maadu!
sms Pannamattiya Naayey?
Thandam! moonjappaaru! ippadi unna yaravadhu thittina enkitta sollu,
Naan parthukiren ok va..


Tamil Good Morning SMS 
Sirikum rojakal kooda un punnagaiyai kandal sinthikkum oru nodi...

Nammai vida azhaga irukindrathe endru...

Enakku comedy nalla varudhu illa.. GOOD mor...


Kadhal Punch Dialog 
Unmai kadhal Kavidhai : -

"Kadhaluku Kannillai"
- Athu Andru..

BUT

"Kadhalika Unmaiyana Pennillai¤¤"
- Ithu Indru..
by "* adhi *"


Tamil Teaser Latest SMS 
Ungakitta enakku romba pidichathu unga,
1)ANBU
2)PANBU
3)SIRIPPU
4)NADAI
5)UDAI
6)STYLE
7)ALAGU
8)HAIR
9)PERSONALITY
10)KANGAL
Ithu ellathaiyum vida ivlo Poi solliyum, Padichikittu Sirippeengale
Oru Sirippu
Ada.. Ada.. Ada..
Adhu Enakku Romba, romba, romba Pidikkum...


Teasing Tamil SMS 
Paeyee .. pisasu .. Bootham .. Kutti saathan ..
mohini .. Ratha kaateri .. aavi .. kolliva pisasu ..
ithellam duppu ....
Nee thaan toppu..!
Good even...:-)


Girls Basic Language SMS 
Girls Basic Language:
Stupid - U r Smart da,
Idiot - U r Cute da,
*¤Loosu¤* - I Love u da,
Serrupu - Pls buy &give me Slippers da,,
I ll kill u - I Wil die fr u da,
I ll kick u - Can v play,
Gud Mrg - Can v meet 2day,
Gud N8 - Al slept da can u cal nw.....


For You Msg 
Unai nan maradhida maatten,
maradhal nan irundhida maatten.




SWASAM / KKATHAL / NATPU 
SWASAM
PENNEY EN VALVIL NEE
POOVELLAM UN VASAM
NEE ILLAI ENRAL
NINRU VIDUM EN SWASAM

KATHAL
KATHLIYE THALAIYAI MATTUM
VARIKKONDU POONGAVIRKU VA!
ANGULLA POOKKAL UNNAI
THANAGAVEY SOODIKKOLLUM

NATPU
ETHIR PARKKAMAL VARUVATHU
KATHAL ENRAL

ETHAIUM ETHIR PARKKAMAL
NAIPU



VAZHKAI Kavithai 
VAZHKAI ENBATHU
MOTTUKKAL NIRAMBIYA
MALAR THOTTAM....
NE SIRUKKUM POTHU MATTUM THAAN
ATHIL POOKKAL POOKKIRADHU...


friends 
malarukum asai mannil vilamal irrukka..
enakkum assai nee ennai maravamal irrukka..
U NEED MY FRIENDSHIP

Latest Tamil SMS

Advice SMS
Macha vada,
Kadai theruvil
ninru kadalai podalam,
tea kadai maraivil
ninru tham podalam,
appavin sattai paiyil
panathai kalavadalam,
nalla than erukkum...
athey velayai nalai
vun paiyan seiyum
pothu vunakku
puriyum.
appavin maranathirkku
yar karanam yenru.


Funny Tamil SMS
Sorakkai-Mummy
Poosanee-Daddy
Thengai-Elder Brother
Vengayam-Enger Brother
Thakkali-Elder Sister
Perungayam-Enger Sister
Vazayai Palam-Friends
Maanga-You


Arasiyal Vs. Kadhal
Nam naatukku arasiyal enum oru vottu;
Nam kadhalikku idhayam enum oru puttu.


Life Punch SMS
Netru enbathu old paper,
Indru enbathu news paper
Naalai enbathu question papaer but
Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.
So write it carefully.


Kadhal Punch Dialogue Joke
Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.


Kadhal Kalyanam Joke
Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Aen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi, saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.


School Joke
Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal'la ratham varum sir.


Teacher Student School Joke
Teacher:
Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student:
Neenga Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra sir?


Love
Veruppadhu yaaraaga irundhaalum,
nesippadhu naamaaga iruppom!


Annamalai Dialogue
Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,
Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,
Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,
Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,
Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,
Nan "Un Friend" Illa...
2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru
Kanaku Thappa Varum.


Vaalkai Thathuvam Kavithai
Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai nee eppothu thedi selgirayo
Appothu "Thunbam" illatha vaalkai unnai thedi Varum.


True Lines
Ella uyiridamum anbaga irungal.
Aanal manitharidam mattum "VIZHIPPAI" irungal.
-"Kamarasar".


Kadhal Punch Dialog
Vaarthai thadumara karanam:
Kangal!
Valzkai thadumara karanam:
Pengal!


Super Latest SMS
Sorry konja naala ennaala sariya SMS anuppa mudiyala.
Because advance'sa Feb 14'ku vandha
love letter'rai yellaam ippa dhan padichi mudichaen.
Konjam tired adhan.


Good night kadi joke
Sweet dreams varanuma?
Very simple. Kannula sugar kottikittu
thoongunga. Sweet dreams Varum...
Naalaikku Masala Dreams eppadinnu solluraen, ok va... Good night.


Twister Good Morning SMS
You are in a dark room, full of
vibrating walls, covered with
pure blood. DONT WORRY, you are in a
safe place... Its my
HEART. Good morning


Stupid Joke
Initial ulla mirugam edhu?
O-nai.


Tamil Kadi
How did DOSAI get its name?
Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.
Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.
Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.
Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai


Another Super Mokkai
Kudisai'yae illadha naadu edhu?
Bungalaw-desh.


Comedy Mokkai
Kaakka'kku kaaichal vandha enna seiyyum.
CROWsin saappiddum.


Cricket Joke SMS
Coco-Cola bottle'lai thiraakka aen Tendulkar'rai kooppittaanga?
Aena avar oru OPENER.


Tamil Kadi SMS
Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?
Pachhai thanni oothuradhu'naalae.


Mega Aruvai Joke
Ordinary koli'kku ethanna kaal?
2 is the wrong answer!
The correct answer is 10.
Because:
Aadu(4) + Nari(4) + Koli(2) = 10


Koundamani Senthil Comedy SMS
Gowndamani: Naan ungita ennada vaangittu vara sonnaen?
Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga
Goundamani: ethana?
Senthil: rendu
Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?
Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikudhu....


SMS Nagaichuvai
SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku :
Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,
Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini SMS Anupa Padum!
Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...
(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)


MOKKAI of the CENTURY
One man had a periya vayaru.
So he went to the doctor to reduce it.
Doctor advised him to drink ujala.
Because when he drinks his tooth will become blue.
And "bluetooth" is "vayirless".


Gounds Comedy Gounds goes for navy selection.
Captain: Navy selection'kku vandhu irukkeeyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?
Gounds: Appam airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?.

Tamil Friendship Messages - Tamil Messenger

My Dear Friend
Anbai sumakka idhayam undu,
Kanneerai vadikka kangal undu,
Kadamai mudikka kaigal undu,
Endrum ungalai ninaikka naan undu
My Dear Friend!


Friends
MY FRIENDSHIP GIFT...........4 U............
May the Candle of our Friendship burn Forever
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......(_____..__)AND
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If you are my friend i want this candle back.


About Natpu
Nabanaiyum nesi, Ethiriyaium nesi.
nanban un vetrikku thunaiyai irruppan,
Ethiri un vetrikku kaaranamai irruppan.


Tamil Natpu SMS
Natpu kadal Mathiri,
Ella idathulaium Irukkum.


Natpu SMS Quote
Natpu enpathu Nadipu alla,
Nam Naadi thudipu.


Tamil Natpu
Ethanai Naatkal santhithom enbadai vida,
epothu santhipom endru "Ithyam thudipathey"
unmayana Natpu...


Aruthal Tamil Natpu SMS
Roja thottathil pookkal eppadi pootthu kulungukiratho,
athai pol un muhatthil
sirippoo endra poovai mattum than naan paarkka vendum.


Nambikkai Throgam Natpu Kavithai
Thookkam enn kangalai thazhuvugiradhu, Aanaal
Thonginaal nee en kanavil varuvaaye!
Unnai kanavil kooda kaanavendam endrudhaan,
Kangalai moodamale kazhigiradhu en iravu!
Aanal Irulil kooda enn mun thondri,
azhavaikkiradhu unn Kangalum adhil theriyum throgamum!


Sweet Frienship SMS Kavithai
"Pirindhu
Irundhalum
Marandhu
iruppom
Pirivukalai
Mattume...
Ninaiyugalai
Alla...


Kadhal Vs Natpu Kavithai SMS
Alagu irunthal varuven endrathu KATHAL
Panam irunthal varuven endrathu SONTHAM Ethuvum vendam naan irukiren endrathu NATPU
Idhudhan Natpu


Friendship Kavithai
Nam natpai oviyamai varaya ninaithaen...
Aaanaal mudiyavillai.
Yen Theriyuma?
Rojavai Varaindhu Vidalaam.
Adhan vaasathai eppadi varaiya mudiyum?


Friends and Friendship SMS Kavithaigal
Singaththai Yaaralum
Konja Mudiyaadhu…
Nam Natpai Yaaralum
Minja Mudiyaadhu!


Natpu SMS Kavithaigal
Neeril kulithaalum,
Neruppil Erindaalum,
Thangam niram maaraadhu.
Adhupol nee arugil irundaalum,
Tholaivil irundaalum,
Endrume en natpu maaraadhu.


Funny Friendship Tamil Kavithai
Vittu Koduppadhu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-mil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!


Friendship SMS
Naatkall Nammai
Kadandhu Sendraalum…
Ninaivugall Nammai
Vittu Pirindhu Selvadhillai…!!!
Enrum Ungall Natpin Ninaivugaludan…
Ungall Nannban.


Friendship SMS Tamil Kavithai
Nilaiyana anbukku pirivillai…
Sollatha sollukku arthamillai…
Thedum paasathukku tholvi illai…
Unmaiyana namadin natpukku maranam illai…
Naan Rojavai pola alaganavan illai,
Aanal en idhayam rojavaivida alaganadu, en theriuma?
Athil neeyum Un natpum iruppathal...

Tamil Love Messages - Tamil Messenger

Kaadhal
Kal thadukki vilunthathillai,
un kan thadukki vilunthuvitten... kaadhalil.


Kathal
Oru ponnu kidaikalenu feel pandravan ampalai kitaiyathu,
namala miss panitanu anda ponna feel panna vaikiravan than ampala.


Kadhal parvai
Unnai kaanum en kangalukku kooda theriyavillai, unnai kanpathu kanava illai nenaiva endru:
yean endral endrum ne,
en kanmun erupathal!


Beautiful Tamil Kavithai
Malaiyin Mudivu Mannill!
Nathiyin Mudivu Kadalil!
Katturiyin Mudivu?
Athuve Nam Kathal!


Pirivu
Tholaivil irundhu PAASAM kaata vendam.
NEE Arugil irundhu sandai podu pothum,
my dear chellam.


kadal sms
uravha irunthal endro maranthirupen
uyirodu alava kalanthuvittai
eppati marapathu unnai?


Kadhal
Irundal inikkum,
illai endral kasakkum.
idhu illai endral,
valkai uppu sappai.


Un Idhayathi Noakki
Suriyanaai nee irundhalum,
Bhoomiyaga unnai sutri varuvaen,
Nee ennai suttu erikkum varai.


Manasu
kathali manasu nilavu pola,
avan ninaivugal valarum theiyum orunal marainthe pogum.
aanal kathalan manasu vaanam pola,
nelava kathaliyum aval nenaivugal natchathiram pola niraithu irukum.


PAA(R)VAI
Ennavale!
Kallaai Iruntha Ean
Idhayathil Paa(r)vai
Eannum Uliyai Koondu
Azhagiya Silaiyai
Vaditthathu Kalaikkagavaa Illai
Eanmethu Konda Kadhalukkagava?


thevai ellamal
thedi kondirukiren
yen dhevadhaiyai
thevai ellamal
unnmeethu kadhal...


paartha muthal naal
paartha muthal naal ninaivil illai.
paartha naal muthal ninaive illai.


Kadhal Pirivu
un kangal ennum khandhathal
ennai katti izhuthai.
pinnar dhan therindadu
un idayam irumbendru.


Kathal
aangallin kathal?
aayull varai.
penngallin kathal?
parents azhum varai.


Nilal
Un pinnal Thirumbi Paar,
En Ninavugal Ellam Nilalaga,
Thodargirathu...


Kallarai Maranam Sad SMS
Maraname Vanthalu Unnai
Marakkatha Ithaiyam Vendum.
Jananam Onru Irunthal Athil
Niye Vendum Uravaga Alla,
Uyiraga...


Kallarai
En Kallaraiyai Katta Oru
Thuli Nir Thevaippattal
Un Kanneerai Kodu Appadi
Tharuvathu Enral Un Kathali
Enra Indhayathil Vaithu Kodu!


Aangal Kathal
Manathai Parthu Varuvathu Than Kathal Engirirgal,
Pinbu Yen Mounamaga Irukkirirgal MUGATHTHAI Parththu.


Kathal Sweet SMS
Intha Ulagil Nan Valibada Ethanai Theivangal Irunthalum,
Intha Ulagil Nan Olukathai Kadipidika Ethanai Mathangala Irunthalum,
Nan Kathalipatharku Intha Ulagil Nee Oruthi Than Irukindrai.


Ettavathu athisayam
Ulaga adhisayam ealu,
anaal unnai partha pinbuthan therinthathu,
adhu ettu endru.


Romantic Love SMS in Tamil
En Ithayathil oonjal katti
dinamum Oonjal aadubavale,
Niruthi vidathe un aattathai,
Ninru vidum en ottam.


What is Kathal?
Operation illamal idayangal edammaarum idam!


Yaengum Manadhin Kavithai
Sollivida enni pala naal arugil varuven:
Undhan paarvai paarthadhum,
Adhu mattum podhum ena ninaithu vilagi viduven.
En manadhil ulladhu therindhum vilaiyaadum penne,
Nee etru kolvai endrey thodarkiren un nizhalai.
Thodarven enrum;
I LOVE YOU


Sad Tamil Love Kavithai
Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey:
Pin aval unai athigamaga pesa vaithu viduval "thaniyaga" .


KADHAL SMS
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum thandanai.
"KADHAL"


Sad Tamil Kadhal Kavithai
Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,
varaya therinthavan Buthisaali,
varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.


Tamil Love SMS
Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni......
"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu
un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.


Tamil Infactuation Kavithai
Kanngal paarvai'yai thirudina,
Udhadugal punnagaiyai thirudina,
Ennam varthaigalai thirudina,
Kavithaigal mozhiyai thirudina,
Anbe, ennai neeyum, unnai naanum,
Thirudi kondom.
Nam idhayangalai thirudiyadhu,
"Kadhal"

Tamil Kavithaigal for WhatsApp - Tamil Messenger

Tamil SMS Kavithai
anbe! un vaarthaigalai vida,
un mouname sugamaanathu.




Love Kavithai SMS
Anru aval kaipidikka ennai vittaaye,
inru aval kaivitta piragu-un,
kaiyai thaangi pidithathu naanethaan.
By
Sigaret


LiFe
Oru Uyir Thudikum Poluthu,
Yarum Gavanikaamal Irupargal.
Aanal Nindra Pin Yellarum Thudipargal.
That Is Life.


Valkai Kavithai
Vaalkai ippadithan irukkanum endru ninaippadai vida,
Eppadi irundhalum vaalanum.


Best Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS
“Unmaiyaana anbukku mattumey
un kanneer thulligal theriyum.”.
“nee mazhaiyil nanaindhu kondey azhudhaalum kooda”..


Kadhal Tamil Love Kavithai
Unnai Yen idhayam
yendru solla maattean.?
Yean theriymaa.?
Unnai Thudikka Vittu
Uyir Vaazha yenakku
viruppam illai


Kadhal Kavithai
Kadhalika Theriyatha
Pennin Koondhalil
Irupathai Vida,
Kathalika Therintha
Aanin Kallarayil
Irupathu Melanathu…


SMS Romantic Message
Ennodu nee irukum pothu,
Kangalai naan imaikka maaten.
Yaen Theriyuma?
naan Kangalai moodum andha nerathil,
en mobile-a ataya poturuva
Unna pathi therium…


Super Tamil SMS Kavithai
“Uyirudan oppida mudiyavillai unnai”
Yean, yendral
“uyirum oru nal pirinthuvidum enbathal”


Kadhal SMS Kavithai
“Unnai Kaanum Varai Sorgaththai Paarthadhilai”
“Unnai kanda pin Sorgamey Thevai Illai”
“Un Anbu Mattum Poadhum. Naan Vaazhum Varai..”


Sogamana Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS
Pesum vaarthai vida pesaatha mounathirku adigam artham undu!
Pesum vaarthai ellorkum purium aanal
mounam unnai nesipavarkaluku mattum than purium.! Good nite…


Best of All Tamil Haiku Kavithai
Naesikkum Uravugal Pirinthu Sendralum…
Nesittha Ninaivugal Endrum Nilaithirukkum…
Thats Life..!


Funny Tamil Kavithai
Un peyarai Ketta piraguthan Therinthu konden,
Un petrorkkum Kavithai ezhutha Therium endru…!
by manasatchiye illamal poi sollvor sangam.


Kadhal SMS Kavidhai
Sollivida Enni
Pala Naal
Arugil Varuven…
Undhan Paarvai
Paarthadhum
Adhu Mattum Podhum


Infactuation Love SMS Message in Tamil
Ena Ninaithu
Vilagi Viduven…
En Manadhil Ulladhu
Therindhum
Vilaiyaadum
Paavaiyea
Nee Etru Kolvai Enrey
Thodarkiren Un Nizhalai
Thodarven Enrum…
I Love You


Love Failure Tamil SMS Kavithai
Unnai naan en kangalil vaikavillai,
En idhayathil vaithu irukiren.
Aanal neeyo, Idhayathil irundhukondu
Kangalil kanneerai vara vaikiraay.!


Beautiful Valzhkai Thathuvam Tamil Kavithai
Vidiyum varai therivathillai kandadhu kanavu endru....
Valkaiyum Appadi thaan....
Mudiyum varai therivathillai....
Vaalvadhu eppadi endru.


1 line Short Tamil kavithai
Nee Ennavalai Kadanthu Varuvathaal'than Naan Unnai Swasikkiren..!


Love Failure Tamil Kavithai
Aval En Kangalukkul Vanthu Konduthan Irukkiraal…
Kanavugalaaga Alla.! Kanneeraga..!


Thathuvam Kavithai
Unnai sirikka vaikum ithayathai nampathe
Unnai sinthikka vaikum ithayathai nambu
Unathu valkai enrum olimayamai irukum...!


Alagana Tamil Kavidhai
Sivapu manithanukum nizhal karuputhan,
Karuppu manithanuku ratham sivaputhan,
Vannangalil illai vazhkai,
Manitha enangalil ullathu vazhkai.

Tamil Kavithaigal for WhatsApp - Tamil Messenger

Tamil SMS Kavithai
anbe! un vaarthaigalai vida,
un mouname sugamaanathu.




Love Kavithai SMS
Anru aval kaipidikka ennai vittaaye,
inru aval kaivitta piragu-un,
kaiyai thaangi pidithathu naanethaan.
By
Sigaret


LiFe
Oru Uyir Thudikum Poluthu,
Yarum Gavanikaamal Irupargal.
Aanal Nindra Pin Yellarum Thudipargal.
That Is Life.


Valkai Kavithai
Vaalkai ippadithan irukkanum endru ninaippadai vida,
Eppadi irundhalum vaalanum.


Best Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS
“Unmaiyaana anbukku mattumey
un kanneer thulligal theriyum.”.
“nee mazhaiyil nanaindhu kondey azhudhaalum kooda”..


Kadhal Tamil Love Kavithai
Unnai Yen idhayam
yendru solla maattean.?
Yean theriymaa.?
Unnai Thudikka Vittu
Uyir Vaazha yenakku
viruppam illai


Kadhal Kavithai
Kadhalika Theriyatha
Pennin Koondhalil
Irupathai Vida,
Kathalika Therintha
Aanin Kallarayil
Irupathu Melanathu…


SMS Romantic Message
Ennodu nee irukum pothu,
Kangalai naan imaikka maaten.
Yaen Theriyuma?
naan Kangalai moodum andha nerathil,
en mobile-a ataya poturuva
Unna pathi therium…


Super Tamil SMS Kavithai
“Uyirudan oppida mudiyavillai unnai”
Yean, yendral
“uyirum oru nal pirinthuvidum enbathal”


Kadhal SMS Kavithai
“Unnai Kaanum Varai Sorgaththai Paarthadhilai”
“Unnai kanda pin Sorgamey Thevai Illai”
“Un Anbu Mattum Poadhum. Naan Vaazhum Varai..”


Sogamana Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS
Pesum vaarthai vida pesaatha mounathirku adigam artham undu!
Pesum vaarthai ellorkum purium aanal
mounam unnai nesipavarkaluku mattum than purium.! Good nite…


Best of All Tamil Haiku Kavithai
Naesikkum Uravugal Pirinthu Sendralum…
Nesittha Ninaivugal Endrum Nilaithirukkum…
Thats Life..!


Funny Tamil Kavithai
Un peyarai Ketta piraguthan Therinthu konden,
Un petrorkkum Kavithai ezhutha Therium endru…!
by manasatchiye illamal poi sollvor sangam.


Kadhal SMS Kavidhai
Sollivida Enni
Pala Naal
Arugil Varuven…
Undhan Paarvai
Paarthadhum
Adhu Mattum Podhum


Infactuation Love SMS Message in Tamil
Ena Ninaithu
Vilagi Viduven…
En Manadhil Ulladhu
Therindhum
Vilaiyaadum
Paavaiyea
Nee Etru Kolvai Enrey
Thodarkiren Un Nizhalai
Thodarven Enrum…
I Love You


Love Failure Tamil SMS Kavithai
Unnai naan en kangalil vaikavillai,
En idhayathil vaithu irukiren.
Aanal neeyo, Idhayathil irundhukondu
Kangalil kanneerai vara vaikiraay.!


Beautiful Valzhkai Thathuvam Tamil Kavithai
Vidiyum varai therivathillai kandadhu kanavu endru....
Valkaiyum Appadi thaan....
Mudiyum varai therivathillai....
Vaalvadhu eppadi endru.


1 line Short Tamil kavithai
Nee Ennavalai Kadanthu Varuvathaal'than Naan Unnai Swasikkiren..!


Love Failure Tamil Kavithai
Aval En Kangalukkul Vanthu Konduthan Irukkiraal…
Kanavugalaaga Alla.! Kanneeraga..!


Thathuvam Kavithai
Unnai sirikka vaikum ithayathai nampathe
Unnai sinthikka vaikum ithayathai nambu
Unathu valkai enrum olimayamai irukum...!


Alagana Tamil Kavidhai
Sivapu manithanukum nizhal karuputhan,
Karuppu manithanuku ratham sivaputhan,
Vannangalil illai vazhkai,
Manitha enangalil ullathu vazhkai.

Tamil Kadhal Kavithaigal SMS

Sweet Kathal Kavithai
penne nee mouna viradham irundhal, mudhalil
un kankalai moodikkol.
un udhadukalai vida,
un kangal than adhigam pesukindrana"


Love Failure Tamil SMS
Vall Nal Muzhuvathum un
Kaiyal Sapid Vendum Edru Ninaithirunthen,
Aanal Indru Vaikarusi Kidaikumo Kidaikatho
Endru Engikondirukiren....


Infactuated kathal Kavithai
Katre unnai naan swasikka aasai padugiraen,
Adarkku nee anumathi tharuvaya?
Ovvoru naalum enni enni kaathu kondu'rikkiraen,
nee swasittha kaatrai yavuthu naan swasikkalam endru,
ennalum unnaye ninaithu kondu irukkiraen,
oru murai yavathu nee swasitha kaatrai,
swasikkalaam endru.

Sad Love SMS kavithai
Vandhaen unnai paarka aavaludan,
Kandaen unnai innoru'vanudan,
Vadin'dhadhu en kangalil irundhu,
kanneer illai, ratham.

Sweet kadhal kavidhai
Sorry endra vaarthai thevai illai,
paarvai ondre podhumey.
Thank you endra vaarthai theivai illai,
punnaigai ondre podhumey.

Kadhal Haiku Kavitai
En idhayathai thirudiyaval nee,
Thanimayil irundhu vaaduvadhu naana?

Sogamana kathal kavidai
Naan pogum munnal,
unnakku indha kathal kaditham;
padithu mudithu bathil anuppu,
en mugavarikku illai;
naragathukku...
naan angudhan vaalgiraen unnai pirindhu,
anggum unnaithan ninnaik'kiraen thinamum.


Sweet Tamil haiku kavidhai
Eppadi solluvaen Doctor'ridam?
En idhayathil irukkum ottai'kku karanam,
en kadhali endru?

Sad kadhal kavithai
Naan chandiranai kaadhalithu irundhaal,
Ennai indru kavinyan'naaga aakki iruppargal.
Unnai kaadhalithadhaal indru ennai paithiya kaaranaaga aakkki vittaargal.

Romantic Tamil SMS Kavithai for Proposing
Rathiyae unnai kandadhum mathi'ilandhaen
Nilavae unnai paarthadhum sol'lilandhaen
Varam koduppaayaa un kadhalai?
Kadan koduppaayaa un idhayathai?

Love Propose Tamil kathal kavithai
Kadhal inikkum karumbaa? Erikkum neruppa?
Theriyavillai...
Kadhal paarkadal amirdhama?
Paambin nanja?
Rusithadillai...
Kathal poongavin thendrala?
Paalaivana puyala?
Puriyadha pudhir...
Idhaiyellam anubavikka,
enakku un kadhal varam tharuvaaya?

Kadhal Kavidhai SMS
Mugavari illadha payanam,
Naan tholaindhalum unnai tholaikka'maattaen.
Veliyae theriyadha kaayam,
Naan valiyaal thudithaalum marandhida'maattaen.
Vadivam illadha uruvam,
Naan maraindhalum unnai marrakka'maattaen.
Uravu theriyadha unarvu,
Naan moochhu vittalum un swasam vida'maattaen.
Naan tadhumaarinaalum unnai thavara'maattaen.
en arumai kaadhali'yae!

Kadhal Haiku
Kaathirupadhu aanukku alagu,
Kaakka vaipadhu pennukku alagu.

Tamil Kadhal SMS asking for answer
En kanngalil unnayum,
en kan imayil en uyirayum,
ethhanai naatkaldhan sumandhu thirivaen?
Idhu unakku nyayama?
En kangalai mooda munbu,
mudivondrai sollividu en kannimayae.

Short but sweet Tamil Love SMS
Penne unnai kandadhum kadhal konden naane,
Kanne'thirae thondriyadhalae tholaindavan naanthaane.

Describing Kadhali with Tamil Romantic SMS
Uyirukkul manithan alagu,
Manithanukkul pen alagu,
Pennukul nee alagu,
Unnakul ellamey alagu.

Tamil SMS Jokes

Cinema Tamil Joke
Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.
Aen?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru! 

Tamil Funny Joke
Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen. 

Computer Thirrukural Tamil SMS Joke
Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal...
COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku
CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nandru 

Kadhal Tamil Joke
January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14 

Friendship Vs. Kadhal Tamil Joke
What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..! 

Tamil Exam SMS Joke
exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By - EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM! 

Nakkal Joke about Friendship and Kadhal
Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,
Figuroda Annan 'ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum . .

 

This is Tamil Comedy Joke
Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

 

Student Teacher Tamil Joke
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

 

Kadhal Vs Natpu Tamil SMS Joke
Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!

 

Santa Banta Tamil Joke
One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

 

Husband and Wife Tamil Joke

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

 

Tamil Joke about Drinking
Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

 

Tamil Kadhal SMS Kavithai
Heartbeat Egurum...
Vaarthai Ellam Kularum...
Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!

 

Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS Joke
Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
Serial Kadhal Bore Da...
Athellam Manal veeduda
Original Nee Theduda.

 

Funny Tamil Cinema SMS Joke about Love
Girls Love Policy:
Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy'ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy'a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy'a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!