Pattaya Kelappum SMS - 2

GREAT INSULT 
Veerathil Nee Oru PULI
Vivekathi Nee Oru THEE

MOTHATHIL

NEE ORU

PULITHEE

HA HA HA...

Submitted by kumar tuticorin on 20-Apr-2010

student joke 
Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai. .

Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai. .

Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? . .

Oru Maannavan – . Exam Hall’il Irundhu.


Submitted by ranjan on 20-Apr-2010

Kattabomman Speaks in English to Jack 
" rent, tax, intrest. the sky is wet,the earth is fertile, why should i give rent? did u come along with us to field or did u apply turmeric 2 our ladies are you uncle or brother shameless idiot. we will also speak english"
good morning
Submitted by ramesh.dts on 20-Apr-2010

Super College 
Man: intha college nalla collegea?
watch man: enna ippadi kettutinga ? ithu super college, naan kooda ingathan engineering padichen udane vela kidachiduchi.
man:!!
Submitted by ramesh.dts on 20-Apr-2010

jokes 
girl:amma kaal romba valikkuthu
mother:yendy?
girl:innaikkum [YourName]'ku love letter kodukka linela ninnean ma athan
Submitted by shanmugam on 19-Apr-2010

punch 
paal poota paalkaaran. tapaal poota tapaal karan .paper poota paper poota paperkaran. aana pichai poota.
Submitted by ailu on 14-Apr-2010

pati suta vada 
oru chinna question
pati suta vada kadayila vadaiya sutadu yaru
a)patti
b)kaaka
c)nari
d)vada chatty
dil irunda answer panunga
Submitted by dhabu on 12-Apr-2010

2 Man's 
man 1: Rs.1500 la my daughter kalyanatha mudichutten.
man 2 : eppaidi??
man 1 : Rs. 1500 ku cell vangi koduthen kathalichu kalyanum pannikitta... talented girls............ cool..... Siva...........
Submitted by SIVAAAAAAAAAAA............ on 12-Apr-2010

deala no deala? 
deala or no deala?
oru chinna sms questoin:
mr x patri neengal enna ninaikirirgal?
options
A.arivali
B.anbanvar
C,tiramaiyanavar
D.all the above
ungal bathilai sms anupivaikavum
sms<space A,B,C OR Dendru type seithu 0123456789ku sms anupungal.
lukal murail thernthu edukkappadum winneruku ,mr x udan teh tarik kudika ariya vaaipu(athuvum ungal selavil).deala nodeala .........
orae varthea ohhonu valkai.............
Submitted by POOVENESWARY N.P on 11-Apr-2010

Thoogamai 
Ninika maranthalum marakka ninaikathea
-Ithu ovvor manathilum irukka vendiyathu..

Thoonga maranthalum maranthu thoongathey - Ithu ovvoru School, College and Officeleyum Iruka vendiyathu...
Submitted by kumar on 09-Apr-2010

timing joke 
hai friends ungaluku Timing joke na ennanu theriuma?

Mani ippa 7:30 innum oru mani neram than irruku..

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Mani 8:30 aavatharku!! Eppudi itharku peru than timing joke..
Submitted by JAMEER JIL(PUDUKAI PUYAL) on 09-Apr-2010

ponnunga 
y r most of the beatiful girls slim.

Pinna boyfrnd kaasuliye OC soru thinnukittu irundha odambula eppidi ottum.......
Submitted by goutham on 09-Apr-2010

kadal sigam 
l for life
o for oppu
v for veepu
e for ealapu
Submitted by dhana on 09-Apr-2010