Saturday, December 4, 2010

Latest Tamil SMS


Advice SMS
Macha vada,
Kadai theruvil
ninru kadalai podalam,
tea kadai maraivil
ninru tham podalam,
appavin sattai paiyil
panathai kalavadalam,
nalla than erukkum...
athey velayai nalai
vun paiyan seiyum
pothu vunakku
puriyum.
appavin maranathirkku
yar karanam yenru.


Funny Tamil SMS
Sorakkai-Mummy
Poosanee-Daddy
Thengai-Elder Brother
Vengayam-Enger Brother
Thakkali-Elder Sister
Perungayam-Enger Sister
Vazayai Palam-Friends
Maanga-You


Arasiyal Vs. Kadhal
Nam naatukku arasiyal enum oru vottu;
Nam kadhalikku idhayam enum oru puttu.


Life Punch SMS
Netru enbathu old paper,
Indru enbathu news paper
Naalai enbathu question papaer but
Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.
So write it carefully.


Kadhal Punch Dialogue Joke
Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.


Kadhal Kalyanam Joke
Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Aen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi, saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.


School Joke
Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal'la ratham varum sir.


Teacher Student School Joke
Teacher:
Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student:
Neenga Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra sir?


Love
Veruppadhu yaaraaga irundhaalum,
nesippadhu naamaaga iruppom!


Annamalai Dialogue
Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,
Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,
Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,
Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,
Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,
Nan "Un Friend" Illa...
2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru
Kanaku Thappa Varum.


Vaalkai Thathuvam Kavithai
Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai nee eppothu thedi selgirayo
Appothu "Thunbam" illatha vaalkai unnai thedi Varum.


True Lines
Ella uyiridamum anbaga irungal.
Aanal manitharidam mattum "VIZHIPPAI" irungal.
-"Kamarasar".


Kadhal Punch Dialog
Vaarthai thadumara karanam:
Kangal!
Valzkai thadumara karanam:
Pengal!


Super Latest SMS
Sorry konja naala ennaala sariya SMS anuppa mudiyala.
Because advance'sa Feb 14'ku vandha
love letter'rai yellaam ippa dhan padichi mudichaen.
Konjam tired adhan.


Good night kadi joke
Sweet dreams varanuma?
Very simple. Kannula sugar kottikittu
thoongunga. Sweet dreams Varum...
Naalaikku Masala Dreams eppadinnu solluraen, ok va... Good night.


Twister Good Morning SMS
You are in a dark room, full of
vibrating walls, covered with
pure blood. DONT WORRY, you are in a
safe place... Its my
HEART. Good morning


Stupid Joke
Initial ulla mirugam edhu?
O-nai.


Tamil Kadi
How did DOSAI get its name?
Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.
Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.
Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.
Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai


Another Super Mokkai
Kudisai'yae illadha naadu edhu?
Bungalaw-desh.


Comedy Mokkai
Kaakka'kku kaaichal vandha enna seiyyum.
CROWsin saappiddum.


Cricket Joke SMS
Coco-Cola bottle'lai thiraakka aen Tendulkar'rai kooppittaanga?
Aena avar oru OPENER.


Tamil Kadi SMS
Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?
Pachhai thanni oothuradhu'naalae.


Mega Aruvai Joke
Ordinary koli'kku ethanna kaal?
2 is the wrong answer!
The correct answer is 10.
Because:
Aadu(4) + Nari(4) + Koli(2) = 10


Koundamani Senthil Comedy SMS
Gowndamani: Naan ungita ennada vaangittu vara sonnaen?
Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga
Goundamani: ethana?
Senthil: rendu
Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?
Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikudhu....


SMS Nagaichuvai
SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku :
Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,
Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini SMS Anupa Padum!
Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...
(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)


MOKKAI of the CENTURY
One man had a periya vayaru.
So he went to the doctor to reduce it.
Doctor advised him to drink ujala.
Because when he drinks his tooth will become blue.
And "bluetooth" is "vayirless".


Gounds Comedy Gounds goes for navy selection.
Captain: Navy selection'kku vandhu irukkeeyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?
Gounds: Appam airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?.